FART SCANDAL! M7 Campaign Trail in Chaos as NRM Honcho Keeps Nuking Colleagues with Deadly Belly Emissions

Whispers and clenched nostrils have erupted along President Museveni’s 2026 re-election bid trail—from Munyonyo to Luwero, the North, the East and now Busoga—after one notorious NRM honcho allegedly turned the campaign entourage into a moving chemical warfare unit.As senior cadres, juniors and even side-dishes jostle for visibility on the trail, a secret battle is unfolding behind the scenes: the fight for fresh air.
Sources whisper to RedPepper online that one persistently gassy NRM honcho has been “nuking colleagues without mercy”, releasing natural gas so potent it has forced some officials to silently retreat, reposition, or fake phone calls just to escape.
“It’s long, loud and impossible to ignore,” one insider confessed. “People pretend to be discussing real issues, but everyone is just praying the wind changes direction.”The situation has reportedly become a running joke—though not a funny one—among NRM members who often brace themselves whenever the culprit steps into their cluster.With Sevo expected to wrap up the Eastern leg in Busoga this week and head to the South and West next, two official swore to this publication they are “ready to bell the cat” if the honcho dares export the same belly-Ammonia to the next regions.For now, the identity remains tightly concealed by the publication… but the fumes, sources say, need no name.
 
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