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Ever since one of the babes that I shafted rendered me unsatisfying, I have always struggled never to hear that statement again. Irritably the babe that I hooked up from RP love connection column whispered to me that I needed to do a lot of work to improve my sexual prowess. I couldn’t handle hearing such statements as long as I lived. As a result, I decided to call Dr. Simon, my family doctor and explained the issue to him and inquired whether he could do anything to rectify my weapon problem.
Unfortunately, he just told me that I might be HIV positive. “Simoooon, I can’t be HIV positive, I tested last week and you are aware of my status…I am not,” I told him. “Mr. Hyena, I am a professor who holds a master’s degree in medicine which I acquired from India,” Simon assured me. “But I warned you to keep off sex for some time and you went ahead to defy my advice,” Simon accused me.
I immediately rushed to a local clinic for testing and luckily enough I tested negative again. I returned to Dr. Simon’s office and this time round he told me that he could manage my problem and advised me to visit one of the Senga’s in town.
“Which Senga can I visit,” I asked him. “There is a Senga in Nsambya called Mirembe,” Simon told me and after that gave me her number. I loaded 2k airtime and dialed her. “Hello Senga Mirembe, I am Mr. Hyena and I have a weapon problem,” I greeted the Senga in a low tone. “Don’t worry or lose hope, I will work on it,” the Senga morale boosted me and I asked for directions to her place. “When you reach Kevina Nsambya, call me again, I will send one of my daughters to come and pick you,” Senga Mirembe said. I immediately hired a boda boda at 30k and headed to Kevina. When I reached the Kevina junction, I called the Senga and she told me she was going to send me someone dressed in a blue dress to pick me.
On seeing a babe putting on a blue dress and heading to where I was, I was very surprised because I didn’t expect Senga to send such a hot chic to come and pick me. The babe had most of the things that men look for in women only that she didn’t have bums (they were flat). “Are you the Mr. Hyena that needs Senga Mirembe?” the babe asked me. “Yes, I am the one,” I replied. “Thank you, follow me,” she ordered. “What is your name sister?” I asked her. “Call me Nakabuye,” she said. “Hello Nakabuye, how is business?” I asked her and she replied positively. “My mum makes me work for her but the money she pays me is very little,” Nakabuye grumbled. “Little or very little? I asked her. “Very little,” she emphasized. When I got to her premises, the Senga warmly welcomed me. “Are you the Mr. Hyena who called me?” Senga asked. “Yes Senga, I am the one,” I replied. “You are very much welcome…what is the problem?” she inquired. “My weapon is weak and lasts for a very short time,” I partly explained. “And the problem started recently two weeks ago.
Before the problem, my wives would praise my prowess but these days, they no longer do it as they used to. I have even visited some medical doctors but all in vain,” I added. “Trust me, the first person you will bonk after my service will praise you as expected,” Senga Mirembe assured me. “But you will need to pay some money….if you pay 35k, your weapon will enlarge in three days and if you pay 65k, it will enlarge immediately. So you choose your preference,” she told me, and I chose the latter. “Did you shaft this morning?” Senga asked me and I answered in the affirmative. “That is good because the option you have chosen works for people who have at least shafted on that particular day,” she explained. “And I am the only one in this country who enlarges weapons in one day,” Senga Mirembe bragged as she mixed various concoctions into one bottle. “Take this and wait for thirty minutes,” Senga told me as she handed me the mixture.
After taking the 200ml herb bottle, I lost my senses for some time. After regaining them, Senga Mirembe said, “You can now go, everything will be alright.” “But I can’t remember the way, I told her. Senga then called Nakabuye to escort me back. After confirming that it was Nakabuye who was going to escort me back, I couldn’t wait to test my improved weapon on the Senga’s daughter when I reached Texas pub, I requested her to accompany me for a drink something that she accepted. I chose a seat that was in the darkest corner. Half way my drink, I sneaked a finger into her skirt and this automatically made her horny. I then led Nakabuye into the room that I had booked, made her hornier, dressed my whopper and begun nailing her. I was surprised to learn that Nakabuye had no twinnies.
“Where did your twinnies go….why doesn’t your mum make you develop twinnies?” I asked her during the jazz band style. “My mum offered them to the cultural gods….and I am still a virgin,” she replied. “I am the best handler of twinnies-less and virgin babes,” I bragged as I concluded the first half. After the first half, I turned her for the rare style that sent her screaming and eventually shedding tears of joy. “Hyena, you are the first….and you will always be the one to feast on my fruit,” Nakabuye assured me. “Your mum has done a very good job, isn’t it?” I asked her. “More than very good,” she replied. I then went in for the third half and drilled almost half liter of her oils. “Whenever my whopper grows weaker, I will always come to your mum,” I told her as I put on my Arsenal boxers. “I have a business appointment, I will see you again,” I told Nakabuye as I left.
Till then, I remain Yours Truly, The Mighty Hyena.
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